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I love how as the sun starts to set the skies above my neighbourhood come alive with bats. It’s probably thanks to a couple of seemingly abandoned buildings in the vicinity, in which bats can roost during the daytime hours.

Oh yes, I have a Pop Culture Destruction up on Schlock Magazine! I’m trying a new schedule involving shorter posts every two weeks, rather than monthly megaposts, because readers’ time/attention is probably/surely at premium? Anyway I opine on Edge of Tomorrow and Snowpiercer as videogame movie, as well as The Mirror Empire by Kameron Hurley. Check it out, if you will. 

Since I feel like promoting this - my column over at Shlock Magazine, POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION, is BACK! It arises, from the grave! Within I join my friend Lara to discuss Under the Skin, before fellow Schlocker Teodor reviews Jeff Vandermeer’s Authority and I’m joined by another friend, Robert, in talking about the first issue of Grant Morrison’s The Multiversity in audio form!

Also I write some nonsense on the new Doctor Who, wherein I compare myself to Peter Capaldi’s Doctor. Sometimes I have an ego, if one entirely in the service of comedy.

Anyway, do check it out, if you will? 

I always forget to pimp my monthly review digest here on Tumblr, but anyway - here is the March edition of POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION, where I basically talk about stuff that catches my fancy. This month: ROBOCOP, Jeff Vandermeer’s ANNHILATION, Nathan Edmonson and Alison Sampson’s GENESIS and the Warren Ellis MOON KNIGHT reboot, among others. Oh, and very early thoughts on the KILL LA KILL finale. Hell yeah! » POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION – END OF YEAR DESTRUCTAVAGANZA 

Since I’ve been going on about best stuff from 2013, here’s a list I compiled for Schlock Magazine, aka the online fiction magazine I co-edit and also do podcasts for! Check it out, if you will. 

I am writing this in an aluminium tube many miles above the ground that’s taking me all the way to Amsterdam. For work, not pleasure, natch. But anyway. Enjoy this reawakening of Schlock from the slumber that was hiatus – not that there’s any difference between hiatus and regular working hours at Schlock HQ, mind. Whenever I visit, all I see is the Hive Mind lounging around on lawn chairs, drinking gin-based cocktails* and plotting genteel way of murdering one another. Except for Teodor who, as recently revealed, is actually a Playmobil figure.

Been thinking I might as well pimp this dumb pop culture review I do over at Schlock Magazine on this here Tumblr, so that’s what I’m doing. Anyway, contained within are opinions on the likes of Pacific Rim (I liked it!) Bioshock Infinite (didn’t like it!) and Gatchaman CROWDS (surprisingly liked it), among others, as well as short news tidbits and other such nonsense. Go check it out, or don’t! » POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION – #LIKETHATSEXTYOURMOMSENTMETHATONETIME 

Recall how I have a semi-monthly pop culture column over at Schlock Magazine? Of course you do. And now it’s back with words about Chinese epics, sleeping dogs, The Knife’s latest and, of course, sex. As you do. Anyway, check it out.


One of two of my illustrations in Schlock Magazine’s latest issue

Nel has some Good Art in this month’s Schlock Magazine. Perhaps you should check it out.  

Hell is Everywhere but Here 

I’m not sure, but I think this is my first fiction this year… been pretty burnt out over this whole “writing” business, outside of the day job and pop culture/podcast work. It’s supposed to be a story about hell, but it’s just two guys talking so I’ve no idea. A failure is me! Maybe you can liven things up by imagining that the view outside being a Giger-meets-Bosch hellscape? That’s what my original plan involved…

So the May Schlock Magazine Podcast will have discussion on Marvel’s Avengers Assemble (that is the official name over here no lie) and have a whiteboard at the current HQ so this nonsensical take on the Avengers got drawn/scribbled out. 

I don’t know, I just like the idea of Iron Man with a bucket helmet and grumpy Team America Captain America? 

Just for shits and giggles I decided to upload “my” section of Schlock’s latest podcast as separate podcast-type thing. Yes, POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION has gone all audio!

Music used comes from Bauhaus’ Bela Lugosi’s Dead and the title track from the Dragon Quest VIII soundtrack…  

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